Feet and Inches are so 20th Century

Remember metric? Remember how 40 or so years ago, the U.S. was going to convert to metric? Didn't happen, because, Americans couldn't wrap their massive, exceptional brains around something so simple.

Over here, you have to dumb yourself down so you can comprehend units of 10, like 100 centimeters equals 1 meter, and so on.....its so simple it hurts my brain! I have resigned myself to learning metric and I suppose I will get used to being dumber.

Leslie is way ahead of me in this regard. Check out all the metric scales she has: